- me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
- me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
- me: i hate drama im gonna stay out of it :/
- someone: guess what happened
- me: WHAT HAPPENED BITCH 👀🕵👂🏻📝☕️
if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash
(via alexander)
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
(via stability)